Your Sixty-Year-Old Mom Says

Your Sixty-Year-Old Mom Says

So consider it unladylike
if you like
the truth, the whole truth is
fingernails do not have to be manicured
to work
choosing the proper shade of pantyhose
does not contribute much to long-term happiness
an empty head is visible from the outside
not to mention how it unbalances you
I know how to make a superb meatloaf
but that’s not the only thing I know